I have wanted a Fuck Me Silly Vagina and Anus Mega Masturbator for years but have never wanted to take the plunge and splash out but as I think it will also make a great prop for further reviews I bit the bullet and ordered one.

First Look

The FMSVAAMM (longest abbreviations of all time) comes in a full colour and not so discreet box showing you various images of the toy and who I presume it is modelled on. Getting her out of the box was hard work she was well packed which is a good thing, but I won’t be storing her back in the box that’s for sure. As I took her out, I noticed a few discrepancies from what I saw on the Pipe Dreams website so I thought I would take the time to recreate the product images.

As you can see the main thing missing is the pink colouring around the vagina lips and anus. I know this is only aesthetical, but it might matter to some people. Also while taking the photo’s, I found a few blemishes on the product. Near the vagina it looks as if the skin is peeling I tried to wipe this away gently but it is still attached, and I didn’t want to make it any worse so have left it. There is also some bubbling on the lower right. The worst of the damage is probably inside the vagina it looks as if there is a flap of skin that shouldn’t be there. I do have a worry that these things may be signs of the toy already degrading to I will email pipe dreams directly with my photos and see what they say/advise and of course update you all. Now on to the review.

In Action

I have tried abbreviating the name of this toy to using the first letter of each word, but it’s still too long, so because Vicky decided it was called Sian during our testing so I will now refer to the Fuck Me Silly Vagina And Anus Mega Masturbator as Sian.

Sian’s fanta flesh exterior does feel very realistic, and if you squeeze a buttock, it is firm but soft like a real life bum. Grabbing Sian’s ass as you fuck her couldn’t feel any more real without it actually being the real thing. So let’s talk about sex, the pussy could look more realistic in my opinion fleshlight have managed to make the pussy of a plastic tube look more inviting and realistic, inside the pussy is ribbed but it kind of reminds me of your standard ribbed condom not textured enough. The pussy hugged my cock but with little resistance but enough to get me off and keep me hard. Thrusting Sian felt very realistic, and she kept her shape and firmness even against my body weight. There is definitely benefits over a handheld masturbater feeling the resistance makes the experience all that more realistic.

The game changer came when I Shoved my cock in Sian’s anus, the anus canal is a lot tighter than the pussy creating a stronger grip on my cock. Still the same dull ribbed texture. Doggy style was the best position for anal with Sian because the feeling of my balls slapping against the pussy felt incredible and really brought the experience to life, also with both hands on her ass separating the cheeks and watching myself stretch her ass hole was a massive turn on. You can actually go at her without worrying about hurting her, but I like to think she enjoyed the rough fucking anyway. I would say one improvement would be to make the entrance into the anal canal tougher and a little less elastic giving a more realistic tighter grip as you penetrate the ass.

While testing out Sian Vicky was enjoying the show, it was as close I will be getting to a threesome, and it was incredible watching Vicky playing with herself getting hornier and hornier watching me fuck Sian moving over to lubricate my hard cock in her mouth while I played with her erect nipples. There is no doubt about it that this is a couple friendly toy which brings a completely new level of visual and physical stimulations for the both of us.

To Sum It Up

Like I mentioned I have wanted to try out Sian for a long time probably around 4 years, at first I was a little disappointed when taking it out of the box at first glance there was signs of damage, and also the colouring wasn’t as advertised. This was soon forgotten once I got into action and dipped my wick although there are a few improvements that could be made i.e more textured canals but this does not make it a bad toy at all. In fact, this is still despite its pitfalls one of the best male masterbaters on the market, and the price is not that high when you put it into perspective. Especially for single men dating a woman would cost you at least £300 for three dates and no promise of anything afterwards. At least if you invest £300 in this, you don’t have to worry about your dates going well which will relieve the pressure as well as you.

Buy now from Sexcite 

(The images above capture how realistic the Fuck Me Silly toy is.)

Vicky

A threesome is something a lot of us love the thought of but when it actually comes down to it who wants to share their partners cock with another woman? And there are the endless jealous thoughts of What if he prefers fucking her to me? What if he gives her more attention? What if I want to smack the bitch in the face with a dildo because she’s enjoying my partner’s cock too much.

Basically, I am a very jealous person, and while I’ve always pretended to be totally willing to have a 3 some if it actually came down to it there’s no way I would share Adam with another woman! I mean I’d happily be shared between two men, but that’s a different matter. So when Adam brought Sian home, I was pretty intrigued and slightly jealous of her smaller perter harder tight arse and pussy. The thought of watching him fuck another woman in front of me turns me on so much, but with my jealousy issues, this just seemed like the perfect solution. It’s Also Perfect for when us girls just don’t want sex and he does or when Mother Nature calls.

Adam had already tried Sian out the night before, and I could tell by his cheeky little grin when I asked him was she good that he absolutely loved her. So the next night I wanted in on the action. Adam got Sian out arse up and slid his hard cock into Sian’s tight arse. It was one of the sexiest things I’ve ever seen, and I instantly become so horny and hungry for cock. He began fuckin her alternating between her pussy and her arse. Wanting in on the action I got my boobs out and rested them on Sian’s back so Adam could play with them while he fucked Sian silly, and so I got a better view of his cock fucking her and his balls smacking against her. Every now and again I would look at his face and see how much he was enjoying himself and get even more turned on. I could tell he was changing holes and slowing to stop himself from cumming. After fucking her good and proper, he squirted his load all over her pussy and watched me lick it up.

I have to admit Sian is one of my new favourite sex toys and is something I would definitely recommend to other women to spice up their sex lives. What man doesn’t want pussy on tap? Or a consequence less threesome?